TRUMP: We did it!  We passed the-

INNER TRUMP: Big, Bullshit Bill, we know.

TRUMP: I’m so proud to-

INNER TRUMP: Kick millions of people off their healthcare and give tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires who don’t need them, while adding $3.4 trillion to the federal deficit?

TRUMP:  Well, when you say it like that, it sounds…

INNER TRUMP:  Heartless and cruel?

TRUMP: No, multi-tasktic!

INNER TRUMP: That’s not even a word.

TRUMP: Says who?

INNER TRUMP: Says Webster’s.

TRUMP:  Who, that little kid from that 80’s TV show?  What the hell does Gary Coleman know about words?  I know words.

INNER TRUMP:  Ah, that was not Gary Coleman, you’re thinking about Emmanuel Lewis.

TRUMP:  Right, and what makes him such a master of words, just because he led a march across a bridge with a bunch of troublemakers?

INNER TRUMP:  That would be civil rights leader and former congressman, the late John Lewis.  And he’s made some pretty good speeches in his life time filled with some pretty damn good words.

TRUMP:  Yeah, but I’ll bet you none of his speeches ever contained impressive words, like the ones I use.  And I use these words with orgasmic enthusiasm!  Words like…  vermin, dictator, fascism, and Jeffrey Epstein.

INNER TRUMP:  You know, for the first time in a long, long, long, long, lonnnng time, you’re probably right.

 

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