The year 2020 will go down as one of the worst years in recent memory.  There were a full list of calamities, deaths and weird shit that went down that made 2020 particularly bad.

        Australia had bushfires that burned more than 15 million acres… and singed countless vaginas in the outback.  California had massive wildfires as well, and then things got much, much worse when millions were force to watched the Sonic The Hedgehog movie.

     George Floyd was killed by police, sparking worldwide outrage and protests, including demands for police reform and replacing confederate statues with holograms of the cast from Alf.

             Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away, making room for Republicans to confirm a new conservative Justice faster than Bruce Jenner running a decathlon and Caitlyn Jenner catching a run in her stockings, during a Kardashian altercation.

            2020 saw the blatant rise of White Nationalist groups, or as Donald Trump likes to call them….Republicans, some cops and golfing buddies, who wield alternative clubs, with low IQs and high scores on the back nine.

          Trump was impeached by the House Of Representatives, after presenting overwhelming evidence of his guilt, only to have the Senate fail to convict, which prompted O.J. Simpson to faint after first doing a spit-take with a mouth full of organic orange juice.

                73 year old Donald Trump and 77 year old Joe Biden were the two nominees of their respective parties.  But many people thought they were watching the Robert De Niro movie, War With Grandpa.  The first two debates were sponsored by AARP, Ben Gay, and Fixodent.  ( not to be confused with the Baltimore discount body and fender shop, Fix Yo Dent )

           Trump lost the 2020 Presidential election to Joe Biden and proceeded to claim, without any evidence, that the election was rigged against him.  It was like the time Boris Badenov, from the Bullwinkle & Rocky Show, accused Bullwinkle of sleeping with Natasha, based only on the faint scent of moose-testicles on Natasha’s lipstick.

          2020 was about the second hottest year on record… forcing millions around the world to consume their mixed drinks 15% faster than in previous years.

                 But the biggest story of 2020 were the vicious attacks on WormHole Square residents by a velociraptor, disguised as the Monopoly Man.  In the past year, the velociraptor has attacked a grandmother, an Amish farmer, a pimp, and a subway performer.               As we move into 2021, the velociraptor still remains at large.