Last month, a twister named Curt Blow Jr., went to see a psychiatrist about difficulties in his life, which he thinks stem from living life under the shadow of his highly well known father.

                   “My father was that twister that lifted Dorothy’s farmhouse in Kansas and blew that joint all the way to the land of OZ,” Curt said.   “And so I’ve been trying to live up to his iconic status all my life, without anywhere near the same level of success.  You would think the tremendous amount of pressure that I’m under would produce an enormous amount of gusty and swirling winds.  Nope.  Some days I can barley even work up enough wind to blow dead leaves across a grave yard.   So… I’ve been dealing with serious bouts of cyclone envy, negative funnel cloud over compensation, and vortex impotence.  Initially, I sought help from different meteorologist.  But all they could tell me was what ever my chances of raining was gonna be on any given day.   So, I decided to seek help from a mental health professional, and here I am.”

                     And after several visits with Dr. Lewis, at the WormHole Square Mental Health Treatment Center, Mr. Blow’s negative emotional condition has improved.

            “Yeah, it took a lot of deep, internal self reflection and positive image rearranging,” Mr. Blow said.  “But I’m making progress.  Yesterday, I blew the roof off of a dog house.   I also made a weathervane spin five revolutions and I blew a plastic bag three blocks.  I felt a little light headed afterwards, but I was all right after a took a few hits oxygen from the first aid kit.”

                     And Mr. Blow credits his mental health improvement to Dr. Lewis, who implemented detailed psychoanalysis and prescribed a regiment that included deep breathing exercises, and watching Rudy Ray Moore’s movie The Human Tornado one hundred and fifty-five times.