Donald Trump, by a landslide, was rated the most despised crime boss ever, by several former mobsters, criminal influencers, and excommunicated members of the Richard Nixon fan club.

               “I’m still trying to figure out how Trump never caught syphilis from having sex, in the raw, with all them porn stars,” says, Al Capone.

                 Al Capone suffered from neurosyphilis due to his own untreated syphilis back in the1930’s.

               “I ignored my syphilis symptoms for a long time, hoping it would somehow magically just go away, disappear,” Capone admits.  “You know- exactly the way Trump ignored the Covid-19 pandemic.”   Capone rolls his eyes, continues.  “My symptoms were obvious, drips and warts on my johnson.  They told me to go to the doctor.  They warned me of what could happen if I didn’t address it soon, but I didn’t listen.  Even after my junk turned green and whistled Dylan’s ‘Subterranean Homesick Blues’, every time I took a leak, I still didn’t listen.  It was like ignoring the proverbial elephant in the room, you know?”  Capone thinks back to the 1930’s, continues. “Infact, that’s how I think I caught the clap in the first place, from that fat chick in that proverbial brothel on Chicago’s upper Eastside!”

                    Donald Trump and Al Capone have a lot in common.   They both were from New York.  Both were heads of crime families.   Actually, Trump, is more like the dickhead of one now.   Capone had a long list of criminal activities including, bootlegging, racketeering, murder, corruption, and cheating on his golf score.  Trump, likewise, has a long list of criminal behavior and corruption.  But, Trump’s operation is more sinister, including con jobs, cheating hotel contractors, ripping off Trump University students, fake charities, self-dealing, multiple sexual assault allegations, blackmailing Ukrainian Presidents, bigotry, racism, referring to nazis as “very fine people,” siding with Russian dictators and other world despots, hiding his tax returns, disgracing the office of the Presidency, and cheating on his golf score.

       Don Vito Godfather Corleone, had similar disdain for Trump.

           “I can’t stand the guy,” Don Vito says.   He brushes his cheek lightly, continues.  “I’d rather watch The Godfather III movie 1000 times before being caught dead in the same room with that “bone spurs”, draft dodging, comb over-coward!  Honestly, watching this buffoon and his family run this administration is like watching 1000 Fredo Corleones run a Tesla auto plant!” Don Vito shakes his head, disgusted, continues. “He calls himself a wartime president?  Nonsense!  In times of war, we go to the mattresses to protect our families.  What does Trump do?   He sleeps on the mattresses… with porn stars… without protection.  Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.  Donald Trump sleeps with the porn stars!   That is not justice! Trump also walks around in a pandemic without wearing a mask, and… he grabs women by the pussy without wearing a glove!”  Don Vito frowns, strokes his cat, continues.  “And all this Putin business is nothing short of traitorous.  The closest business we ever did with Russia was running Vodka down from Canada with my son, Carlito… um, I mean, Tony Montana… I mean, Michael!”

        Tony Scarface Montana,  also shared his enmity for Donald Trump.

               “The guy’s a cockroach!  La cucaracha!  I’ve seen guys like heen before, and heen – you can never trust a guy like heen.  Always lying, always with the forever bullshit!   Heen and his whole revolving door administration, the republicans and the Fox News propaganda machine who cover for his incompetence, treachery, and corruption.   A swamp full of cucarachas!   They are the bad guys, not me.  Not Tony Montana!  Honestly I’d rather sit next to an actual, six foot cucaracha with athlete’s foot, before I sit next to this guy!”

                     Other crime bosses who shared disparaging remarks about Trump, included, John Gotti, Tony Soprano, Frank Lucas, Walter White, Bricktop, Nino Brown, El Chapo Guzman, Johnny Casper, and Mr. Burns.