On January 6th, 2021, Donald Trump incited a crowd of his supporters to converge on the Washington Capitol, where they violently breached the building in a brazen act of insurrection.

                  “We done did just what our leader, Trump, told us to do,” said Zed, from the movie Pulp Fiction, who was part of the violent mob.  “So we marched down to that there Capitol and tried to take back something that didn’t rightly belong to us!   This is the greatest achievement of my life… except for that time I had a… insurrection in my pants and then climatic achievement with Marsellus Wallace in the basement of my Confederate pawn shop.”

                  With last Wednesday’s events, Donald Trump has added INSURRECTIONIST to his lengthly resume of disgusting achievements.  Other entries include: Demagogue, Ku Klux Klan Leader, Swamp-lord, Cult Leader, Minion Wrangler, and Viking Canoe Captain of one.

                  Another Trump supporter at the site of the insurrection was the creepy-eyed, porch troll, dueling banjo kid from the movie, Deliverance.  He was seen in Nancy Pelosi’s office playing an unplugged medley of Linnard Skinnard’s greatest hits on a washboard.