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Sculpture Featuring Dolphin & Dildo Creating Controversy

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              Last week, the WormHole Square Art Museum, unveiled a sculptured work that has since drawn praise and criticism.

                    “It’s a 3-dimensional work of art, but it’s in 4-D,” said artist, Indigo, who created the sculpture.  “The 4-D’s are daffodils, dolphins, dildos and dynamite.  You know-things that go together in a potentially explosive way, yet with enough eclectic flair to make the viewer think about being either enlightened, frightened or horny.”

                Among some of the museum patrons who praised the sculpture included porn stars who have season tickets to SeaWorld, and nuns whose astrological sign is Pisces.   Among the crowd of patrons who did not appreciate the sculpture included nuns who are not Pisces, and Wil E. Coyote.

               “Dynamite and dolphins do not go together organically,” said Wil E.  “Dynamite and roadrunners – now that’s a theme!”

           “I was really trying to create something in 6-D,” artist, Indigo, admitted.  “I had two additional D’s in mind, but I couldn’t find a creative way to add a dwarf playing a didgeridoo and Deebo, from the movie Friday, into the piece.”

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