A lemonade stand established to raise money for a local charity, was initially set up next to a counter that holds urine samples, which has been causing major problems at the WormHole Square Medical Clinic.

     “We suspected something was wrong when our customers starting complaining about the lemonade,” says, 8 year old, Mike.  “Stuff like, the lemonade’s too warm, too tart… or that it smelled like the mattresses in the geriatrics department.”

          The confusion only grew from there when all of the urine samples began coming back positive for diabetes.

          “We put a bunch of sugar in our lemonade,” says Mike.  “A bunch!”

            Putting these two services so close together was bound to cause problems. Even with signs clearly posted, the confusion is likely to continue, because the lemonade stand and the urine sample counter are located next to the Optometry Department.