INNER TRUMP: You’re insecure.

TRUMP: I’m the most secure person who’s ever lived.

INNER TRUMP: You’re corrupt.

TRUMP: I”m the most non-corrupt person who’s ever held public office… who’s ever been convicted of 34 felony counts of fraud.

INNER TRUMP: You’re incompetent.

TRUMP:  I’m the most competent person there has ever been… who’s successfully bankrupted three casinos?

INER TRUMP: You’re immoral.

TRUMP:  I’m the most moral person who’s ever taken an oath on a bible… who’s been found liable, in court, for sexual abuse.

INNER TRUMP: You’re bigoted.

TRUMP: I’m the most non-bigoted person on the face of the earth… who doesn’t like people that are darker than the color of gold.

INNER TRUMP: You’re a misogynist.

TRUMP:  I’m not that.  In fact, what ever that is, I’m the most opposite person of that there has even been since the beginning of time.

INNER TRUMP:  You’re a narcissist.

TRUMP:  I only think of others, and never about myself, except on my birthday, and when my bone spurs are flaring up.

INNER TRUMP:  You’re a compulsive, industrial strength, pathological liar.

TRUMP:  That’s a lie!  I’ve never told a lie in my entire life.

INNER TRUMP:  You’re vindictive.

TRUMP:  I’m not vindictive… and if it takes until the end of time, I’ll see that you’re punished for your words!