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Blind Snake Can See Aided By Dice

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                  A blind snake named, Zeracody, can now see, thanks to a pair of dice that are used as filters and make his vision possible.

             “It’s a miracle and serendipity all in one,” said Zeracody.  “It’s what’s possible when your ophthamologist is dedicated to puns and has a serious gambling addiction.”

         And although Zeracody’s eyesight has been restored, the introduction of the dice as ocular aids, has not been without some unforeseen side affects.

            “Sometimes when it’s cloudy out, images I see through the dice become black and white, pixelated, deleted scenes, from old classic movies,” Zeracody said.  “A lot of Hitchcock stuff.  Like… I saw something from Psycho once, but instead of Norman Bates appearing with a knife in the shower scene… he had an eviction notice.  Or, like – scenes from the movie The Birds, but with only pigeons.  But, the pigeons don’t attack people.  They walk around with signs protesting the low quality of sidewalk pigeon food.  And did I mention that these pigeons walk like Captain Jack Sparrow, and fall over every two minutes because they have vertigo.  Stuff like that.”

         Still, Zeracody is thankful to have the ability to see anything at all, whatever the images may bring.  “Somedays I see the world as it is,” Zeracody added.  “And sometimes I see A Fist Full Of Dollars… as a handful of food stamps.”

 

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