Yesterday, The WormHole Square First National Bank refused to cash a check presented by Jesus because he failed to produce two valid forms of identification.

                          “I don’t care if he is my Lord and Savior… policy is policy,” said bank teller June Spivy.  “He can’t just come in here and try to get around the rules just because he died for our sins.”

                        Jesus was reportedly disappointed by the bank’s check cashing policy.  “Man, I didn’t think it would be such a hassle.  Bummer.  You know, I usually cash my checks at the First Nazareth Credit Union… but they were closed today for Easter.”

                      Finally, Jesus had to resort to cashing his check at a liquor store on the Southside of Gomorrah.  “It’s a bit out of my way to get here,” Jesus said.  “But I have a special, business relationship with the owners.   They cash my checks with no fees, and I let them bottle and sell whatever water I turn into wine.”