Yesterday, a chicken who goes by the name, Diego, was detained by airport security, while trying to pass through without proper identification.   Diego, who is a free-range chicken, was under the delusion that he didn’t need a passport to leave WormHole Square and travel internationally.  Diego, who raised quite the ruckus, learned a hard lesson as he was promptly escorted away by officers, and then doused with pepper spray.  Diego was then soaked in paprika spray, garlic powder and oregano spray.  He was last seen in the TSA break room air fryer, still protesting the limitless prerogative of free-range chickens.  He hasn’t been seen since.