Last night, former Russian autocrat, Boris Godunov, won the most recent Dancing With The Czars competition.  Boris, who reigned as czar in Russia around 1566, started slow with the foxtrot.  But he brought the crowd to their knees with his Argentine tango.  Known for his zeal for public floggings and assassinations of citizens, Godunov showed his artistic side, as he wowed the judges with a move he called the “quickstep rumba and exile to Siberia.”