HOTDOG:  So last night at the first 2024 presidential debate, Trump said that immigrants in Springfield, Ohio were reportedly eating pet owner’s dogs.  These reports have zero merit.

INNER TRUMP:  How could you repeat such a ridiculous lie?

TRUMP:  I heard a guy on the TV say it.

INNER TRUMP:  And was this guy a widely respected, impartial journalist?

TRUMP:  No, he was some guy in a My Pillow tank top, grilling pork chops on his balcony.

INNER TRUMP:  So during the debate you were asked to talk about your health care policy plans and you said that you have “concepts” of a plan.  What in the worldly f**k does that mean?

 

TRUMP:  Basically, it’s all con and no cepts.   You know, like I always roll.

HOTDOG:  So back to the immigrants eating dogs story that is not true.   Idiots like Trump are being distracted by this nonsense, meanwhile, immigrants are eating hotdogs like me, and no one seems to care.  On behalf of the hot dog and frankfurter community, I demand that something be done about it immediately!