Earlier today, Quasimodo, better known as The HunchBack Of Notre Dame, reluctantly rejected the romantic advances of a camel named Cindy.

                                          “I just don’t see it working out,” said Quasimodo.  “She’s looking for a serious, long term relationship.  I’m looking for something more casual, you know… without the serious commitment… but with the serious dry humping .   And I’ll admit, she’s got a fantastic set of camel toes and a great personality, but we’ve only got one thing in common.  That’s just not enough.”

                        And that one thing that Quasimodo and Cindy share is of course… dry humping.  The other thing the two have in common is the ability to store water for weeks in order to survive arid conditions.  The slight difference being that Cindy stores large amounts of water naturally inside her body, while Quasimodo stores bottles of Aquafina water on the bottom shelf of a mini- fridge, at the top of a bell tower.

                        “I also keep water in a flask inside my shirt,” Quasimodo added.  “Although, the flask was given to me by Bill Cosby back in the back in the mid-eighties, with specific instruction to dispose of it.  So it might contain some other concoction.  Not sure.”

                        For now Quasimodo is content with being single and having the occasional one night stand with a…

                    “Blind, non-judgmental harlot, hard up Peace Corps volunteer, with lesbian question marks on her resume, or a sack of potatoes,” Quasimodo said.

                     Later that day, mostly due to Cindy’s persistence, Quasimodo and Cindy actually went out to a restaurant on a date.   Here, they found more things the two of them had in common.  Like, they both have the same chiropractor.  And they both love grilled chicken and baked potatoes.  Sometimes with… and sometimes without sour cream.