Last week, Grammy Award singer, Adele, broke the single day record for most music streams with over one kabraZillion, with her new song Easy On Me.

             “We’ve never seen numbers like this… since Elvis broke the single day record for consumption of donuts, hoagies, and most rhinestones on a one piece jumpsuit,” said Spoti-Tunes executive, and rhinestone historian, Dillon Babcock.

                        In fact, Adele’s song Easy On Me was streamed so many times that a totally new numeric quantity had to be invented to quantify the running total.  KabraZillion.   Which is also a term used to count the leaves on all the trees in the Amazon Rain Forest.

                  “These numbers are staggering,” said Mr. Babcock.  “We’ve never seen numbers like this… unless of course, you tally up all of the bad movies Nicholas Cage has done in recent years.”

                  In fact, the major streaming platforms had to come up with a special algorithm to keep up with the emormous volume of Adele’s streams.  The algorithm consisted of complexed meta-computations and was also used in previous years to count the amount of boos at New York Jets home games.   It was also used to tally the total number of rats in Baltimore City.   Although the actual formula for the algorithm remains a secret, it has been rumored to involve multiplying the sound of raindrops against a tin roof, and then throwing an abacus down an abandoned mine shaft, carry the 1, and then putting it all into an Excel spreadsheet before Ground Hog’s day.  After Ground Hog’s day would involve adding 6 unneutered goats into the equation and then things become a whole lot more complicated.  Anyway, congratulations Adele!