Rochelle Kent, who has been diagnosed with multiple personalities disorder, has filed a class action lawsuit against WormHole Square Clothiers. In her lawsuit, Ms. Kent, ages 48, 36, 22, 67, 18, 105, 2 months, 53, 79, and 256 in Galapagos
turtle years, etc., claims that WormHole Square Clothiers engineered a deceptive advertising campaign, which coerced her to buy a pair of their underwear advertised as One Size Fits All.

       “I bought a pair of these underwear, which fit me perfectly… but, do not fit any of my other personalties ​at all,” Ms. Kent says.

      Ms. Kent’s 36 year old personality, who goes by the name, Karen Blakewood Esq, and is acting as the lawyer representing the group, says, “These ill-fitting underwear have caused irreparable harm to my clients!”

         Anna, 22, complains of constant wedgies, which distract her from texting while she’s driving.  Louise, 67, who works in a haberdashery, complains of an impingement, resulting in decreased circulation, which causes her vagina to suffer “dizzy spells,” and short term memory loss.

          “I can never find my keys,” Louise says.  And 2 month old, Mikey, says, he’d really just rather wear a goddamn diaper occasionally… especially after breast feeding.

    Ms. Kent has a total of 3,625 different personalities, as diagnosed by her psychiatrist and confirmed by the United States Census Bureau.  Among her other personalities included in the lawsuit, are Unk Man, a 53 year old retired welder, and a dead, stuffed, fruit bat named Mr. Skuttles.  Turns out, the panties fit Mr. Skuttles perfectly.  The class action lawsuit was revised to include only 3623 participants.