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Local Man Violates 5 Second Rule With Severe Consequences

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         Yesterday, Derrick Jones, 43, violated the 5 second rule when he dropped his slice of pizza and did not pick it up until almost 14 seconds later.  He then ate some of the pizza, prompting punishment from some dude named Justin.  Here is the scripted excerpt of the encounter.

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