Yesterday, Sean Evans, the host of the popular YOUTUBE show, Hot Ones, actually melted on set, as smoke, steam and volcanic ash drifted from his ears.   The show features Sean asking celebrity guests questions as they both eat chicken wings doused in hot sauce, that get increasing hotter and hotter as the conversation goes on.  Yesterday, the show featured a celebrity guest who is actually part jalapeño pepper, cayenne pepper, and hot coals exotic dancer, named Sizzler Six.

                    “Sean was hanging in with the Sizzler Six dude until he got to the eighth chicken wing, which had Dragon’s Tonsils hot sauce on it,” says onlooker, Neil.   “Then Sean’s face turned baboon’s-ass red and I could see that he was in trouble.”

                  The ninth chicken wing ( of ten ) on the agenda had been soaked in hot sauce called Diablo’s Volcanic Lava & Blast Furnace Hemorrhoidal Sauce.

                      “That one really fucked Sean up,” continued Neil.  “He took one bite of that chicken… with that hot-ass sauce on it… and the dude started melting like MC Hammer’s bank account, two years after You Can’t Touch This came out.  Smoke started coming out of his ears, and shit.  The sprinklers came on.  It was crazy up in there, man.”

                       The fire department had to be called in to contain the smoke.  Several spatulas had to be employed to pry Sean up from the table.  He was treated with an IV of freon gas, ice water from an Antarctic glacier, and two litres of Arnold Palmer Half and Half Iced Tea Lemonade.  He was then placed in a cryonic chamber for six hours, where he was forced to chant the lyrics to multiple Coolio rap songs.