WormHole Square Webcomic and NewsLike Blog, which has been updated each and every Monday since Napoleon Dynamite hit Uncle Rico in the face with a steak. However, it will not be updated on Monday (today ), but will be updated on Tuesday of this week instead.
“I found this bit of news to be somewhat frustrating and inconvenient, as I schedule my nose hair removal to WormHole Square’s weekly updates,” says Sherman Agnew. “For some reason, it always makes my laugh and cry to the same time. Furthermore, I often read the newsfeed to my cat as she paints murals with nothing but her paws, acrylic paint, and nine lives full of vivid recollections of fishbones and back alley shenanigans.”
The WormHole Square staff gave no logical reason for the delay.
“There was an octopus strike last week,” says WormHole Square creator, MW. “Everybody knows that. Sooooooo, there was no ink to be found in which the cartoons are drawn and the words are written.”
WormHole Square will be updated on Tuesday. Sorry for the delay and thanks for reading!