Yesterday, the Wolfman, who has secretly been suffering from hair loss for years, finally went to see a doctor about his condition.

                             “I believe his hair loss is due to stress,” said Dr. Lance Bigelow.  “You know, with all that lack of sleep because he’s constantly staying out late, howling at the moon, and mutilating innocent people.  That kind of lifestyle would be very stressful for anybody.”

                     “I must confess… I’ve been employing one hell of a combover for the last several years,” said the Wolfman.   “But after I migrated north and began attacking victims in the Chicago area… man, that wind coming off the Hudson really played havoc with my hairstyle.  I mean, some days I’d come home after a long day’s work of attacking random victims, looking like Al Sharpton marching through a category 5 hurricane.  My hair was constantly jacked-up, so I just started wearing a toupee.”

                   Dr. Bigelow has prescribed Rogaine for the Mr. Wolfman.  Hopefully, this will restore the Wolfman’s mane to its former glory.

                     “I hope this stuff works,” said the Wolfman.  “Some nights it’s really, really hard to motivate myself to venture out into the woods and mutilate hikers and campers when I’m looking like Danny DeVito.  You know what I mean?  People just don’t take my howling seriously when the my dome is shinning in the moonlight like a Turtle-waxed polish melon.”