Where did you say you got that, and can you describe this scarecrow?

Okay, you’ve loss over fifty pounds, so the new diet is working.  Any questions?

After years of successfully avoiding Jehovah’s Witnesses by not opening his door, Alvin was suddenly approached when he opened the door to his glove compartment.

 I can’t prove it, nephew, but I think you snuck in my room last night and blew on my feet.

   Man: ( thinking )  This steak is definitely undercooked.

                                                Trump Giving Gangsters A Bad Name

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