Carlos Jackson, 44, who works at the WormHole Square Fertilizer Plant, was discovered in a restroom yesterday, stuck in a state of confusion over the company’s hand washing policy.

                      “It really doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me,” Carlos said.  “I shovel cow doo-doo into bags from sun up to sun down.  Why do I have to wash my hands after I use the rest room, if I’m just gonna go back out there and shovel more cow doo-doo?”

                According to Carlos, the company apparently has another sign posted that is somewhat perplexing as well.

                       “Yo, they got a sign over the main first floor stair case that reads:  ELEVATOR OUT OF ORDER.   Okay, so that’s nuts because the whole joint only has  one level.”

                     Carlos is reportedly still in the restroom debating whether to actually wash his hands or not, before returning to work.   “Yo, I just talked to my union rep and we’ve worked out a reasonable compromise to end this stalemate.  I’m going to wash one of my hands before I go back in there and being shovelling the product again.  That way, I’m obeying company policy and I’m not driving myself crazy doing something that makes no fucking sense what so ever.”